Slang

Thinking of some new things to post on here, I thought about doing "Locker Room Talk"

consisting of things I observe or encounter while I'm there that might make you giggle ...or wonder..

In the mean time heres a few funny Urban words I thought were funny.

Gym Bunny:

a female with more tits than knowledge about exercise, who wears the most expensive gear out there, and only goes to the gym to "do abs" and cardio

January Joiner:

a person who joins a gym as a new years resolution but may or may not continue going after the early months of the year.

Gyn Snail:

The sweat mark left on gym equipment by your ass when you get up

Gym Rape

Being forced to go to the gym when you don't want to

Yogatude:

holier-than-thou attitude seen in serious yoga students who are more flexible and vaguely spiritual than everyone else. (***This is so true. Sorry if you like yoga, but there is some major 'tude going on)

Yogathlete: a person who's so into yoga that they treat it like professional sport. Gymbership:

is the monthly payment you make to the Gym that you never go to. Also known as "Fat Tax"

Gymdicapped:

The burn after a hard workout at the gym it usually lasts a day or two. When you are gymdicapped moving around is harder czuse all or some of your muscles are sore.

Work out Face:

The disfigured face that someone makes when they're lifting heavy weights at the gym.

Sweatstashe:

When one has sweat gathered above their upper lip.